Searching For Cave (and a GBC Teaser)

Even the most basic technology seems to be failing me now. First, it was losing my internet and cable for two days last weekend. Next, it was my laptop having a total meltdown (which it is still having and will now require a trip to a computer doc). Then, last night, there was a double-whammy.

1. A transformer (or something equally nefarious) in my apartment complex blew up (yes, as in EXPLODED), flashing my power off for a minute and causing me to lose precious segments of the Deadliest Catch marathon.
2. And my toilet, my dear sweet please-keep-a-bleach-tab-dropped-in-or-I'll-show-you-some-nasty toilet, went kablooey. Until the maintenance man person (although, to be fair, it's only ever been men so far) from my complex shows up, I'm forced to leave the water turned off until I need it (aka when I have to flush). This is not convenient, godlets.

With such a major #techfail happening in my world, I think it might be better just to live in a cave. No technology (plumbing or otherwise) to fail you in a cave because, well, there isn't any. So, if anyone know of any good cave, not currently occupied by bats, wolves, bears, or other non-human-friendly beasties, please forward your suggestions.

And, in other news, your GBC Teaser.

"I think you're having delusional fantasies again."

Hugs,
TLC

PS—Winners of the OH. MY. GODS. Poetry Contest (which is now closed) will be announced tomorrow.