Sunday, February 14, 2010

COOP2 3: Biathlon

First of all, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! (Okay, that business is out of the way.)

I honestly don't understand the appeal of the Biathlon. The cross-country skiing bit, yes. Who doesn't love the idea of swooshing across the snow at a non-death-defying angle? But stopping every so often to shoot at targets...? To quote a character from one of my all-time favorite shows: "When's that get fun?"


I'm pretty sure I'm not the target audience for Biathlon anyway. I don't really get the appeal of hunting or guns in general. (Unless, of course, you're a spy or a very sympathetic thief.) But I do appreciate the skill it takes to hit a target with a rifle while your body is thrumming with adrenaline and your hands are probably shaking like a leaf in a hurricane.

Anyway, onto the (completely comprehensible) fun.

Today's bonus prizes(!) are donated by a multi-talented author who writes great books, reads more than anyone I know, is getting her PhD, and still manages to find time to devour TV shows like Make It or Break It. (I don't think she sleeps.) Today you can win signed copies of: TATTOO and FATE by Jennifer Lynn Barnes. Here are the blurbs:


Bailey Morgan isn't the type of girl who shows a lot of skin, but somehow, she ends up in a dressing room at the mall with her friend Delia applying a temporary tattoo to her lower back. Never one to suffer fashion doubt, trendsetter Delia knows exactly where she wants her own tattoo: on her stomach, right where her shirt ends—can you say "midriff"? Annabelle, the quiet one, chooses the back of her neck, and tomboy Zo plasters hers on the top of her foot. The tattoos will last for three days, and Delia's sure that with them, the four friends will absolutely kill at the school dance.

Unfortunately, killing is just what someone has in mind, and Bailey, Delia, Annabelle, and Zo are in for the battle of their lives. Along with her tattoo, each girl receives a gift—a supernatural power to help them in their fight. As Bailey's increasingly frightening dreams reveal the nature of their enemy, it becomes clear to the girls that it's up to them to save the world. And if they can get Delia to stop using her newfound power to turn gum wrappers into Prada pumps, they might actually stand a chance.


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And the best part? The mythology, of course. Well, that and the fact that Jen has a way awesome middle name. (Though I might be biased on both counts.)

And to enter today's contest, tell me about a sport or hobby that just doesn't make sense to you. (Example: I don't understand Rugby. I like it, but I have no clue what's going on.) Answer in comments for your chance to win Oh. My. Gods. and Goddess Boot Camp and TATTOO and FATE.

BIATHLON CONTEST
Answer this question: Did you know what Nordic Combined was before reading this blog?

PRIZES
(1) copy of Oh. My. Gods.
(1) copy of Goddess Boot Camp
(1) copy of TATTOO by Jennifer Lynn Barnes
(1) copy of FATE by Jennifer Lynn Barnes

Enter below and check back tomorrow (and the day after that and the day after that) for a new contest. Winners of all contests will be posted after February 28th.

And don't forget the other contests:

Gold Medal Contest
COOP2 1 HEIST SOCIETY by Ally Carter
COOP2 2 MY SOUL TO TAKE and MY SOUL TO SAVE by Rachel Vincent

Hugs,
TLC

82 comments:

Liyana said...

Golf. You stand there, you aim, you score, and you get a heck load of money. You make more playing golf than if you play more taxing games. Why?

kittyism said...

I really don't understand the lure of curling. I figure you must really need to be on the ice, broom in hand, to really get that one.

Brodie said...

Wrestling! I know it has a lot of fans and people get really excited over it, but I see absolutely no point in fighting another person purely for entertainment - whether it's real or staged. It's pointless and no doubt... painful!

ReggieWrites said...

I agree with Brodie! I really have no clue why wrestling is such an entertaining sport for people! You either get hurt, or get hurt...same thing! And you lose brain cells too!

jpetroroy said...

Curling, for me, also. Sweeping? Brooms? I just don't get it.

Jess said...

I've got to go with curling, too. I had three people explain it to me last night and I'm still all, Huh? Brooms on ice?

DeNiSe said...

OMG so that's what its called I knew what it was and I don't find a point to it though it must be pretty cool to jump of the hill will having huge ski on your feet
but I don't find the point to it

Denise

GingerKarie said...

I don't understand cricket...I just don't get the paddle and sticks or the rules for that matter...

Katy said...

Ultimate frisbee. Why is it a sport? Actually I don't know if it is a real sport or just one people outside college dorms claim is a sport.

Hannah said...

Water polo. I just... don't get it. i mean what's the point? all you do is like, tread water and kick people right? It makes NO sense.

Hannah said...

OH and another one: chess. i like the game but... you no? seriously, i looked it up and it is classified as a sport and so i'm sitting here like "why?" its just chess.

Holly Judge said...

Cricket. Now, i don't see why that would be fun. most of the team is just standing around in the field doing absolutely nothing, with one guy running back and forth looking like a fool. At least thats what happened when I did it in PE...

Holly.

Leah said...

Snow mobile racing over water. Why would you purposly drive a snow moblie into a pond when it is meant to go on snow? They obviously sink so why do you need to race people to see whose sinks last? It's just dumb.

Hannah said...

I thought of another one!!! Luge. Why would you want to strap yourself to a bourd with ice skates attached to the bottom and then whip down a hill at 90 mph? seriously, do you have a death wish?

Test said...

Wrestling. I mean, what exactly is the appeal of watching sweaty guys wrestle? There's truly no entertaining aspect to it. Also, most of the guys just end loosing half there brain cells from being hit. It's ridiculous.

Unknown said...

I honestly don't understand skeet. Shoot at clay discs. Woo hooo, so fun.
I also don't understand the male's fascination with football. You run with a ball and people try to steal it. What's wih that? I mean, violent much!
I just don't get some sports :)

molly said...

I also don't understand the point of Luge. My sister and I were trying to figure out where the idea came from. we decided that a bunch of sledding people wanted to go faster. so the made ice tracks. then the wanted to go FASTER so they decided that laying down would make that happen. THEN they decided to make it an olympic sport for whatever reason. =] I don't really understand it. Though it kind of looks like fun...

Anonymous said...

synchronized swimming...i just dont get it! it's the single most awkward 'sport' there is. "lets get in the pool and make pretty shapes with our bodies guys! flower formation! 1, 2, 3, 4..." what is that? bizarre, thats what it is. -.- sorry, i just think it's weird lolz
~mollie

Unknown said...

Handball.

Not that it's not athletic, because it DEFINITELY is. But, I mean, what is the point? You run around and throw a ball into a net?

Was soccer and football not enough? We apparently need to combine the two.

I'm just waiting for the day where we start kicking balls into basketball hoops in the middle of a hockey rink and calling it a sport...

And no, I have never heard of Nordic Combined before your blog....

Michelle said...

Let's see - in the vein of Olympic sports I have no idea what the appeal of curling is. I mean, sweeping and pushing a big stone around? Odd.

Kristen said...

I have to agree with Michelle.. CURLING? Just doesn't make sense to me either.

chocowafer said...

Even though it's a very popular game here in our country, I'm gonna go with boxing. I have no idea how the judges score the fight! I mean, both players are able to throw punches at each other. I don't know how they pick a winner, especially if there isn't a knockout.

Diana Dang said...

Curling. I still don't understand the rules for that game at all!

~Jamie said...

for me, I don't really get a lot of sports, but I like to pretend I do... does that count?

Nordic is a funny word...

Jenn (Books At Midnight) said...

Lol, no, I did not even know the Nordic Combined EXISTED until reading your posts, but it sounds pretty hardcore. Since a lot of people talked about sports, I guess I'll go with hobbies: stuffing dead animals to hang around the house. Why, WHY?! They look so miserable and simply DEAD, how is that wonderful? :(

Gabrielle Madden said...

I don't understand most sports. Football. You run and try to get a ball to the other side of the feild, getting hit a lot in the process. Um... Water Polo basketball and soccer in water. There are many others I don't understand too. Sports confuse me....

Leanne said...

For me it's skating. It *looks* like so much fun, but my body refuses to do it. And I'm Canadian. How sad is that?

Tura Lura said...

There are multiple sports that don't make sense to me.

Golf. How is that such a major sport. I mean, I like miniature golf, but that's something else entirely.

Curling. I mean, huh?

Wrestling. How, exactly, is that supposed to be entertaining?

Also, is Nordic Combined another name for Biathlon? I still don't know what it is. Of course, I did just find this blog today. So maybe I missed something.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand Ultimate Fighting what so ever. They beat each other to a pulp, to the point where they don't even look like themselves anymore. I guess I don't understand what's so important that would willing let someone do this to you. Anyways, yeah not my thing.
I've seen Nordic Combined before but I never knew it was called that. But now I know and can act like I know more than my guy when I talk about it now, lol.

Book~Adorer

Van Pham said...

I don't get curling, doesnt look like it take much to throw a stone looking disc.

Llehn said...

Ping pong! What did the ball ever do to the players?!!

Vilate said...

I really don't get the idea of boxing. Why would you want to watch people beating up on each other? I get confused as to why knocking people out got to be a "sport."

Kate at Read This Book! said...

Wrestling. I don't see the appeal of it and drankly, it freaks me out. I don't see why it's considered a sport. o__O

Nope, I have never heard of Nordic Combined before your blog.

kate.readthisbook [at[ gmail [dot] com

Vanessa Barneveld said...

Hi, Tera!

Apart from the cardio benefits and maybe financial gain if you're a champ, I don't get boxing at all. What's so great about getting bashed around, eh?

~ Vanessa

Lori said...

I have to go with pro wrestling. I mean it's all acting and I'm sorry, if I want to see acting, I'll go to a play or a musical, not watch grown men pummel each other and yell and scream. Another one is the new MMA fights. In a country where violence is already a problem, why is this considered entertainment?

Bianca said...

I totally agree with Holly Judge... seriously, what is the point of Cricket? I never tried playing it (thank god for that!) but i had to watch it a couple of times.
Also, wrestling, especially the show-wrestling? Hello? It's not a sport, it's just a show. like theatre without a story-line or words.

Violet said...

Boxing! I cannot understand why anyone actively encourages a sport in which the goal is to beat each other to a pulp and knock one another unconscious. How is this a good idea?! *baffled*

CrystalGB said...

Curling. I know nothing about this sport.

Anonymous said...

Frisbee golf! I just don't get it! I've played it before with my husband and I was sooooo bored. How is throwing a frisbee a sport?

Lucía said...

Well, that's easy, I don't have any idea about baseball

Mandy said...

Hot Dog Eating Competitions. People sit and gorge themselves with processed meat, and try to pass it off as a sport? I don't think so.

donnas said...

Polo. Seriously I dont get it. Lets all ride around on horses and lean all the way off the horse to hit balls with sticks Why??

And I had no idea what Nordic Combined was.

Bianca said...

Well, I am sports obsessed so there really aren't a lot of sports that I'm not willing to give a try.

But Curling?? I just can't fathom what's the fun in that!

God's gal said...

A sport..? Floorball! Though it's not internationally played.
I mean, you run back and forth, back and forth, and what you're after is a ball the size of your hand! Not to mention the mega injuries.
Now that's something I never got (which makes it slightly embarrassing since I did dabble in it before, I even have a stick with me!)
:)

iffath said...

Eurgh. Don't even talk to me about sport. I hate it. And that's not only becuase I'm bad at it :O

Bidisha said...

Okay, this is gonna sound funny, but I absolutely don't get Tennis. I like watching it 'cause the players are such eye candies, but the rest just flies over my head!

throuthehaze said...

Golf...I really don't understand the appeal to it.

Sara said...

First of all; biathlon really doesn't make any sense! You skii and shoot.Nut a very natural combination is it? I like watching it though! Cause my home country has a tradition of great biathlones/biathlonees/biathloner(???)

A sport that doesn't make much sense to me is pool. Not the game itself, but calling it a sport and having championships with it!

Hannah (RESPECT THE ANIMALS PEOPLE!) said...

Hunting. Why is HUNTING a SPORT???? why would you want to go out and KILL a poor, innocent, cute little animal just to hang it on your wall?!?!??!?! hmmm??? HMMM???? WHAT DID THEY EVER DO TO YOU?!?!??!?!? *hyperventilates* Ok i'm good...

YA Book Queen said...

Definitely curling. I'm always confused whenever I see it (whether it be the rules, or just curling in general)

Amanda said...

I'd have to say the sport that doesn't really make sense to me is boxing. Just why is it acceptable to beat someone up until they can no longer stand up? *shakes head*

Yan said...

Well seeing as how I came across your blog AFTER the event I have to say yes xD It's actually a lot different than what I imagine a winter sport is lol

hannah r0x yoUR soX! said...

If I typed up every single sport I don't understand on here, this post would be a mile long! Ahaha, well yeah, I'm exaggerating... This post would be AT LEAST a foot long. :O)
However, for both your sake and mine, I'll choose just one. A sport I've never understood is football. From what I've seen, I'm not missing much anyways...
Love, Hannah

Tiff @ Mostly YA Lit said...

Firstly, I'm from Canada, so I totally understand curling. It's really fun, just saying.

Sports I really don't understand:
-ringette, which is supposedly similar to curling (but with a hoop?)
-cricket - you have to wear white?
-ball hockey - how is this different from floor hockey?

Nancye said...

What the heck is curling? How do you play Cricket? The game of Chess is a total mystery to me!! I'll take checkers and bowling any day!

nancyecdavis AT bellsouth DOT net

kaymf said...

A lot of "sports" don't make sense to me why they would be considered a sport at all. ESPN puts on things like Rock, Paper, Scissors which is most definitely not a sport.

Esther said...

I'm not a big sports fan.
Luckily neither is my husband.

Honestly I haven't seen any of the Olympics yet! It is good knitting TV though as it doesn't require all my attention.

The one sport/hobby I really don't get is jogging. Why would anyone jog? Personally I can walk faster and I also get to enjoy the view without all that painful bouncing.

Paromita said...

i just don't get it!! what's all the hype about cricket??!! i know, it's a sort of religion in our country but i just don't understand WHY?!! people here would say "you're a girl. you wouldnt like it". i'm like hey i'm a girl and i like soccer. so there, I DON'T GET CRICKET.

nymfaux said...

Thanks to the Simpsons, I finally understand curling...although I tried to watch it the other day, and still couldn't get that into it.

I've always been confused by the scoring for football, though--who was the person who said, "hey, lets count by 7s"?

TheMermaidGuru said...

wrestling...i've never watched it and i have no idea how you win??? it's so weird...

YzhaBella's BookShelf said...

Ugh! Cricket! I just can't figure that one out! No matter how many times I try, it still just looks like a really messed up game of baseball!

rainydays said...

I'm going to go with wrestling/UFC - I just don't see the appeal

Spav said...

Curling, I saw it on TV the other day and I had no idea what they were doing.

S.F. Robertson said...

I have to say curling. It would be much better with World Cup announcers, i.e. this commercial from Torino in 2006:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idSdnubrlds

Manga Maniac said...

I have to say curling, too. Who wants to throw a bunch of stones around on the ice, while freezing their rears off?? and sweeping the ICE?? These people obviously have too much time on their hands

Jo said...

Gymnastics. Don't get me wrong, I love watching it, and think it's amazing the way those people can artfully travel from A to B. However... something bugs me when there isn't a clear winner, and it's all based on other people's opinions. Ice-skating too. With football (probably soccer to everyone else), the winning team is the one who scored the most goals. With gymnastics, the winner is the one whose performance the judges liked most. It annoys me a bit.

Meggie said...

I totally understand all the rules to basketball, and I understand why people love it, and come from a basketball family. But I can't for the life of me get any enthusiasm up while watching it. I just think it's unbearably dull!

Just Your Typical Book Blog said...

Mine is golf. I mean I'm down for put-put. And glow in the dark put-put? Well that's just made of awesome. But I don't get standing out on a golf course wearing uncomfortable shoes and having to be quiet as you knock a ball towards a hole. The game takes FOREVER! Without alligators, sink holes, and windmills, I just don't see the point.

Anonymous said...

What doesn't make sense to me is curling and why it's an Olympic sport. I remember while watching the mens curling I nearly choked on my drink when one of the commentators was all surprised that an "athlete" would eat pizza twice a week. From what I can see, it's not like you need to be super fit for curling so eating pizza often wouldn't ruin your season like it would if you were a figure skater.

Ynysawdre Elderly Residents Association said...

Oh my gosh, soccer, I have been married for nearly 14 years of which my husband keeps trying to educate me - I still don't get the offside rule *nor do I care*

Faith said...

Curling!!! Gahh! And I'm a Canadian, so technically I should love it... but no, sorry, I don't get it or see the appeal. I could also add wrestling, golf, and some forms of rhythmic gymnastics (like the ribbon or ball thing)...LOL.

deltay said...

Nope, didn't know what Nordic Combined was before reading this blog. Also find football quite confusing!

Helena said...

Ehhhrm.....no.
Despite the fact I am a Nordic Citizen (shame on me)

helena_lht(at)live(dot)se

Steph said...

I don't understand curling, and how it's actually considered a sport. My teacher tried explaining it to my class the other day, but I was lost. I also don't understand golf. How is it even a sport???

Annia Lennox said...

I think I have to say I don't understand curling either. Although I have been watching it lately, because I'm trying to understand it and I do get sucked in somehow.

Unknown said...

One sport that makes no sense to me is curling. Ok, I admit that I have been watching it and find it pretty addicting. But I just don't understand the rules or the point.

Anonymous said...

I'd have to agree with many of the people who answered. Curling just doesn't make sense to me.

Alicia said...

Curling. I don't understand it at all.

Rebecca said...

The sport that I don't understand is Cricket. I think that it is something like baseball but I still don't get it.

L said...

I don't understand curling, at all. I was watching it, but I had no idea what was going on.

Shweta said...

I don't understand Chess. I know how lame that sounds but for all the effort people put in to teach me I never understood the purpose. It has never made sense LOL.

Kristin said...

Dodgeball. Maybe it is fun if you are a tough athletic girl, but my gym teacher always put the softball/basketball/volleyball players against the non-athletic/gymnasts in class. Yeah, tell me how that is fun?